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come watch me draw shit or something

go to randompokemon.com/ and set it to 1 pokemon, all regions


0. This Pokémon is you.

venomoth

shit boi im a Gotdamb Moth 

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

mega altaria

oh jeez haha that's fancy

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

yanma

hey i mean....im a bug type too apparently so it should work

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

lotad

his lil Hat can hold the chemicals!!! heck!!!

4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:

nidoran female

LOL OK sit the fuck down bitch

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:

tranquill

umm alright

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

magneton

so if i have sex with it it's technically a foursome?

7. This Pokémon is your ex:

vaporeon

sorry you're weak to magneton so :/

8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:

sudowoodo

LMAO HOLY SHIT

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

crabominable

ONE OF MY FAV GEN 7 POKEMON OMG BIG OLD GOTDAMB CRABBO!!! HECK!!!!! BOY I SHIT GOTDAMMB!!!!

10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:

xerneas

??? i thought you were a Good Guy xerneas............

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:

lumineon

how did this gotdamb Fish swim into my bed. i am a Moth i aint live underwater!!! SHit!!!!!!!!!

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

flygon

lol probably did nothing cause of those gotdam tiny lil arms

13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:

forretress

this bitch doesnt have any gotdamb feet. what does he need my shoes for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

duskull

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

ducklett

oh ok i guess

16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:

jangmo-o

Him.

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

liepard

it's a cat so it makes sense since i have 3 of those

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

ho-oh

cool i guess all my teeth are fucking burnt

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:

poochyena

jeez come on now, i might be a furry but im not THIS furry

20.  This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

marshadow

hey there little fella

21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:

lileep

A SPECIAL FRIEND!!!!!!!!

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

glalie

JESUS CHRIST, MORE LIKE GUARDIAN DEMON

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

basculin

ok um
how

24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:

pineco

hey there little buddy

25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:

pheromosa

o-oh....ok.....

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

toxicroak

i want toxicroak to use poison jab on my skull, killing me instantly

27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:

growlithe

fuck off Doggo

28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:

dusclops

OR COURSE HE ALWAYS TAKES MY MONEY, LOOK AT THOSE GOTDAMB UNCANNY VALLEY HUMANLIKE HANDS

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

delibird

i'm ok with this

30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:

pikipek

pikipek is so bad at tagging people that nobody was tagged i guess, huh
just do this i guess

im streaming i guess 
www.picarto.tv/live/channel.ph…

watch me draw joe or something

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nothing makes me angrier than when i see a good artist/an artist with potential refusing to attempt to branch out from drawing anime. the anime art style is so bad to draw in. this isn't even an opinion. people waste their time drawing anime and they don't ever improve at anatomy. also same face syndrome/???? god damn it deviantart get it together